According to news reports, a Ft. Meyers, Florida man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.
The two had returned home from a bar (Alcohol was involved? Shocking!) and the man wanted to the one-on-one version of the hokey-pokey. She wanted to sleep.
So, naturally the man went into the next room and shot himself in the arm.
Twice.
After that, he apparently threatened her then stumbled into the kitchen where he fell and knocked himself unconscious against the stove.
Talk about not being your night. Whew.
The story seems odd to me because usually women denied me sex AFTER I shot myself a few times, not before.
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